a fucking wild guinea pig
playing in a flock of butterflies…..
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laughIt’s all like “I hear someone at the door.. Gonna wait patiently though. Oh my god! PIZZA!!”
REBLOG THIS EVERY TIMS